This may not fit the Captain Obvious Award exactly as originally defined. But hey, we can revise it a little. And if the story still tells us something we already know, it’s trophy time!
Virginity Pledges Don’t Stop Teen Sex
If I have to bet on who wins, Libido vs. Verbal Pledges of Abstinence… it’s no match. Especially in an age when kids are growing up so fast.


