Yoga Instructors Lighten Things Up

The New York Times has an interesting piece on how some yoga instructors are trying to change the image of what their favorite activity is all about. To the layperson, yoga enthusiasts are super thin maybe even overly earnest people who only eat tofu and bean sprouts. This is, of course, a gross exaggeration.

The interesting thing is there doesn’t appear to be an organized movement into yoga levity. It just seems to be happening organically across the country. Here are several examples:

Amanda Wegner, 28, a yoga teacher in Madison, Wisconsin, uses a variation of standing-knee-to-chest that she calls the “Captain Morgan pose.” Rum-drunk pirates and yoga don’t seem to be the perfect marriage, but it’s all about spicing up her sessions with a little levity.

“Not exactly yogic, but it keeps it interesting, and most often, the students know exactly what I mean,” Wegner says.

Sadie Nardini, the director of yoga at East West Yoga in Manhattan, calls herself “reverently irreverent,” and says she runs a kind of “punk rock” practice. I’m not sure what’s exactly punk rock about doing a Bon Jovi chant, but I digress:

Then you can check out “The Inappropriate Yoga Guy.” It looks like a bit of a spoof of Mike Meyers’ horrendous The Love Guru. With the bar so low, it was pretty easy to be funnier.

For more yoga yucks, check out the article at the New York Times, which includes one instructor and a rubber duck.

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Captain Obvious Award #2

This may not fit the Captain Obvious Award exactly as originally defined. But hey, we can revise it a little. And if the story still tells us something we already know, it’s trophy time!

Virginity Pledges Don’t Stop Teen Sex

If I have to bet on who wins, Libido vs. Verbal Pledges of Abstinence… it’s no match. Especially in an age when kids are growing up so fast.

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Injuries Reported from Wii Users

Wii is the gift that keeps on giving… injuries that is. The British newspaper The Sun is reporting that 10 people a week are hospitalized from playing Wii games in Britain. They are suffering from what is being coined “Wii-itis.”

A rheumatology consultant in the UK says “Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching.”wii-remotes

“There has been a 100 percent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis,” says Dr. Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex, England. “It’s possible that Wii-itis may lead to rheumatism and arthritis in later life. Patients often have inflammation of the shoulder or wrist.”

The Wii has been unanimously praised for revolutionizing the video game experience by adding a much more realistic interactivity (and even exercise) to the normally dormant activity. In 2006, Nintendo president and CEO Satoru Iwata made it clear that the company was looking to bring new gamers into the fold:”We’re not thinking about fighting Sony, but about how many people we can get to play games.”

The Wii’s innovation is centered around its remote, which can be used as a handheld pointing device and detect movement in three dimensions. But when you combine that with an activity like video gaming, which is known for its addictiveness, you create a whole new physical ailment.

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Drink Up! Enjoy Some Holiday Cheer

Wow, the editors at Women’s Health are telling you to drink up! Who are we to argue with enjoying a few libations during the holidays. The key here is that they spotlight drinks infused with ingredients that have health benefits, including lavender, ginger or cardamom which can help with stress, fatigue or firing up your metabolism.

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New Olive Oil Benefit for Women

Olive oil is one of the main reasons that the Mediterranean eating style has become a branded diet. Not to mention that the foods are rich with complex tastes that are never boring.oliveoil

The health benefits of olive oil have been touted for quite some time now. It’s rich in monounsaturated fat, which has been found to have excellent disease-fighting benefits. Studies have shown that olive oil offers protection against heart disease by controlling LDL (”bad”) cholesterol levels while raising HDL (the “good” cholesterol) levels. Studies also show that olive oil can help fight against atherosclerosis, diabetes, colon cancer, and asthma.

Add one more to the list.

Chemicals have been identified in extra-virgin olive oil that could help explain the apparent link between eating an olive oil-rich Mediterranean diet and the reduced risk of breast cancer.

A staggering one out of eight women in the U.S. get breast cancer, and it’s the leading killer of women just behind lung cancer.

More on the study at HealthNews.com.

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Burger King Wants You to Smell Like Beef

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Nothing says sex appeal like fast food.

Not willing to accept that people think The Burger King is already sufficiently creepy, the marketing gurus who work for BK have introduce Flame, the company’s beef-scented cologne, capped off with a naked spread of the King on the product’s website.

Yes, cologne. Beef-scented.

FireMeetsDesire.com is an interactive site replete with swanky smooth soul music and misty romantic sleaze whose allure even the most cynical dud cannot resist. So prepare to break out the bubbly and get the heeby-jeebies as a naked - and hairy - Burger King works his seductive magic on you.

Now, I have to admit that this guy cracked me up:

Flame is Will Ferrell-esque tongue and cheek. I get it. But it’s an actual product, for sale. If you have $4 that you’d not rather spend on something else, what are you waiting for? The question is: will you be fighting off the ladies, or a wild pack of dogs?

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Introducing Fizzy’s Captain Obvious Award

Health-related headlines are so often written by people who, one has to assume, really didn’t think before they finalized their work. Jay Leno has gotten tons of mileage out of goofy newspaper clippings. We plan on bringing you Internet headlines that say absolutely nothing other than the obvious.

So without further adieu, I present to you the first Fizzy’s Captain Obvious Award. We’ll continue to post more in no particular schedule as they come to our attention.

From Reuters Health:

Staying Trim and Fit May Prevent Heart Failure

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When Sneezes Become Dangerous, and Sexy!

It’s a busy day on the sneezing news front:42-17589712

It seems that if you’re sneezing a lot, you may not be sick. Well, you may be sick, just in a different way. It could be because you’re thinking about sex! Dr. Mahmood Bhutta of John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, England found that some people even say they sneeze after achieving an orgasm.

…And in other sneezing news, it may also be a pain in the neck. Literally. A woman suffers from whiplash after sneezing. Other possible problems include bladder issues, and car wrecks. God bless you… and you may want to pray for safe keeping while we have The Big Man’s attention.

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Sandwiches and Fizzy Drinks Make Woman Faint

As our inaugural post, I couldn’t help a little “fizzy” reference…

It appears that Jared won’t have to worry about losing his job as Subway spokesperson to this woman. And the 25-year-old woman from England won’t be doing any endorsements for Pepsi or Coke either. It seems she reacts to sandwiches and “fizzy” drinks by fainting.

“On questioning, she remarked that her episodes tended to occur when she ate certain kinds of food, especially sandwiches, or drank fizzy drinks,” write the doctors, adding that the woman reported that the last time it happened, she had collapsed while driving and eating a sandwich.

Doctors investigated her claims to see if they could rule out an eating disorder. So they fed her a sandwich. She didn’t faint, but felt lightheaded, and her EKG flattened out for a few seconds. The diagnosis was swallowing syncope.

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